Donna rides the bus to work every day. Todayshe's in some discomfort because she has a pain inher lower abdomen. She finally realizes that itsjust a tremendous build up of gas from somethingshe ate. The bus is quite crowded and she doesn'tknow what to do. Then she remembers that prettysoon the bus will run across some railroad tractsand it will rattle and bang and make lots ofnoise. She will be able to pass this gas andnobody will know.
What she doesn't know is that the bus driver alsorides the bus everyday and has grown tired of allthe noise the bus makes when it rattles and bangsacross the railroad tracts. So last night hestayed after work and had the maintenance crewtighten up all the loose bolts and lubricate allthe moving parts to quiet down the old bus.
Well, here come the railroad tracts, Donnaraises up on one cheek and lets it rip. It wasone long, loud, juicy sounding fart. The busdidn't rattle and bang like it usually did and nowyou could hear a pin drop inside the bus aseverybody started looking around.
Donna thought that maybe no one knew whodid it and that she should just act natural. Shethought she should just start a conversation withsomeone as if nothing had happened. She leanedover to the man sitting across the aisle andcasually asked him, 'Do you have a transfer?'He politely responded, 'No I don't, but the nexttree we pass I will try and grab you a handful of leaves....'
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